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Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You. Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing. Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE. Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud. Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why. Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit. Me: If I miss that green light because of you... Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch. Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT Me: Shit is that a cop? No. Me: Shit THAT is a cop. Me: Nope, roof rack. 257,986 notes reblogged from fostermonster originally posted by d4untless posted on June 26, 2012 |